When the last hippie is strangled by the entrails of the last commie...
Shocker: old Haight hippies disgusted by... those smelly young people cluttering up their (hilarious irony) flower beds and other private property!
What a liar:
"I used to be a hippie. I wore beads and grew my hair long," he said. "But my generation had something these kids do not: a standard of civilized behavior."