A humble request for Rosie O'Donnell 

If you're intent on throwing away what's left of your career by imitating Lenny Bruce and ranting unfunnily about conspiracy theories for 30 minutes at a time, at least don't end up OD'ing naked on a toilet seat, ok?

Because I really don't want to see Kathy Bates reinact that in the biopic.

Also: if fire doesn't melt steel, then thousands of guys in my hometown of Hamilton, Ontario were getting paid big bucks to do diddly squat for forty years...

Hey, kinda like you!