Why I ignored the Madrassa Candidate story 

Cuz it came from Hilary's camp and I smelled poo. 

Also, as others have noted, most kids don't decide which school to go to or get to pick their middle names. 

However: will these reports about Osama's dad -- and more importantly, claims that Osama whitewashed the man's hard drinking, bigamist life in that bestselling book -- get the same amount of attention? 

Hmmm, maybe Osama should have become a journalist instead. He could have replaced Jason Blair at the NYT...